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Such kind of jokes, SMS, messages and quotes that contains dirty text is use when we want some spicy scenario. Especially in our friends we use to say these dirty jokes and make fun in the groups it may be in the shape of messages or might be through face to face conversation. The way to get funny, entertaining and excited scenario of living in the society is dirty text.

Tum chand say khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo,
Tum phoolon sy khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo,
Tum Aishwariya sy bhe KhoobSoorat ho,
Pathanon se poch lo.

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True Love is like a pillow.
You could Hug it when Ur in trouble.
You could Cry on it when Ur in pain.
You could Embrace it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

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A Boy Was Going With His G.F.
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin…
The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin….!

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A teacher ask
“wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replies
“feet- because every night
I see my mum with her feet in the air
Screaming GOD I’M COMING!”

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Man shouts to the wife cum & c my new clock,
so wife walks into the bedroom & says thats not a clock!
thats you standing naked with a hard on, Man says it will
be a clock when you stick 2 hands & a face on it

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Out of four people one is chinese.
If your father, your mother & your brother are not Chinese,
then it must be you.

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B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?
GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,
Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,
Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,
Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay,
Magar Kal To Poore 2 Ghante Tak Sans Hi Nai Aayi,
1 Ghanta b bohat Tha,
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Aakhir 2 Ghante Tak LIGHT 0FF KARNE Ki Kya Zarurat Thi WAPDA Walon Ko..;-)

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Tags: dirty sms, dirty text messahes, dirty text sms, funny dirty sms

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