A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

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3 Reasons To Give Exam
1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.
2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.
3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.

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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

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Height Of Nalaiq Pun…
Dad:
whY Didnt you Go for The Exam..?
Son:
Paper Was Tough!
Dad:
Without Going, How Did you Know?
Son:
Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-)

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Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k sath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apny ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisi jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus ki baat nahin, so keep on enjoying cheating

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600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din main padha ja skta hai..
WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab ha.

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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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Ya hu!
Exams ke $aari tiyari ho gai
raser
Pen
scale
pencil
sab taiyar hai
AB BUS…….
parhna baki hay