Today, tomorrow and forever there will
be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoy in alfaz
ka kasrat se wird kary ga InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jaye ga

:

:

“Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa”

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1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true
3-line 2 is false if line 1 is true
4-both 2 & 3 lines are true
5-line 4 is false
?
Tension hui?
Ab dusron ko b do!

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U r one of d CUTEST persons in this world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand me.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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“MUJH SE SHADI KAROGE”.
Aj
rat
tak
soch
lo
kal
apni
ami
abu
bhai
sab
ko
betha
k
mashwara
kar
k
parson
tak
muje
lazmi
jawab
dena
k
ye
gana
kis
film
ka
hai.

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Arz kiya hy..
(wah wah wah)
Ikhtiyar-e-Tarannum se Tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!
(wah wah wah)
Jab iska matlab samajh me ajaye to mujhe b bata dena..

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Koi Insaan ankhen band ker k mujhe 3 dafa
pukare to main us k samne aa jata hun
.
.
try kero
1
2
3
nai aya?
?
Pehle Insaan tu ban jao..

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9 March ka 1 sacha waqia
jise soch ker
Insan ki rroh tak kanp jati hai
magar Zalimo k hat tak na kanpy
Lahore me 4 sal ki 1 Masoom Bachi
Jo abi theek traha Bol B nai sakti thi
or jo Din Us k khelny kudne k the us k Apne Baap
NE us Masoom ki ek na suni aur us
roti hui bachi ko pakar k ZBRDSTI
SCHOOL bejh diya

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Baap: insan ki jan
kaha se nikalti hai.
son: Khirki se
Baap:Wo kaise.
Son: Kal raat jub ap ghr aye
to mama kisi se keh rhi thi
“jan khirki se nikalo….”

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1) Bike ho ya car use jahaz
jaise mat urao.
Rocket samjho rocket…
2) Koshish kro kisi se batmeezi
na kro.Direct uska sar phar do.
3) Taleem her kisi ka haq hai
isliye sochye k zayada perh
kr ap kisi ka haq to nhi mar rahe…

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ROSE is RED
SKY is BLUE


.
B-)
.
ROSE is RED
SKY is BLUE
.
.
jinna mrzi press kr lo
Fir v aho he rawy ga
“ROSE is RED
SKY is Blue”

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Zara thehro…..!
Chalay jana…..!
Mujhy kuch tum se kehna hai,
Boht waqt nahi laina,
Mukhtasir si bat krni hai,
Na dukh apny suna-ny hain,
Na koi faryad krni hai,
Na ye maloom krna hai k
halaat kaisy hain,
Tumhary humsafar tumhary
sath kaisy hain,
Na ye maloom krna hai k din
raat kaisy hain,
Mujhy bs itna he kehna hai, K
Tumhari LIGHT aa gai kya?
hmari to aa gai hai

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Cheel uri..
Kawa ura..
Maina uri..
Gadha ura..
Ooooops
srry yar jldi mn mn ne aap ko b ura dia.

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Hum aapko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil mein chhipaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub aap T.V. par aa jayein,
Isiliye din raat Cartoon Network lagaye rekhte hain.

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Ab tak meri life aik khuli botle the
Jis may saye sab khsushbu k trha urr jata tha
Par ap k any say sab kuch ruk gya
Khuda kry ap jaisa DHAKAN sabko mily

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This message was sent exclusively for
the handsome and the beautiful.
We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.

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R u male or female??
To know the Answer see down..
Not here U Fool

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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

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DL9C-AP 2370
DL9C-2G 1191
DL9C-2G 1589
itney gaour sey kya dekh rahey ho kal subah in gadiyon par kapda marna hain..

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When you feel lonly & alone
& cannot see any one around u,
the world seems to b fading away,
come along with me I will take u to an eye specialist.

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You are one of the most CUTE person in the world!
CUTE means:
Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.

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A boy 2 a crying girl:
Boy: You`re the 2nd most beautiful girl in the world.
Girl: Who`s the 1st?
Boy: You, when you`re smiling.

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Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with “Han” ya “Nai”
1:____ main insan nhi hun.
2:____ main hi chor hun.
3:____ main hi pagl hun.