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English
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
Urdu
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
” Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hy

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Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
.
Boy Thought For A While
.
.
.
Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON’T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :p:D

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney

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1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..

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Newton’s law of load shedding:
“The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant”.

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Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam
1-Hathi Ko dhakka lagana
2-Machar Ki malish karna
3-Chiunti ko kiss karna
4-Zarafey Ki gardun dabana
5-Ap Sa SmS ki tawaqa rakhna.

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She Is Kidding…
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu…
“Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai” … =D ;->

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