Man 1: Your son looks just a Xerox copy of you, from head to toe.
Man 2: Ssshhh, not so loud. He is my neighbour’s son.

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I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
“MOSQUITO”

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January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.

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When i open my eys evry morning i pray to God tat every1 should hav a friend like u….
Why should only i suffer!!!

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American Girl
Kiss Me Infront Of Everyone,
Indian Girl
Lets Go In The Corner And Kiss Me
Pakistani Girl: Jaldi Kro,
Light NA AA JAYE..;-)

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket pleasee!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

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A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Miss. Why?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.

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A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!
His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad!