PoetryBazar » Funny Questions http://poetrybazar.com Fri, 11 May 2012 05:28:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Cute Funny Questions SMS / Messages http://poetrybazar.com/48/ http://poetrybazar.com/48/#comments Wed, 25 Jan 2012 06:17:27 +0000 admin http://poetrybazar.com/?p=193 The most unique way to make fun is to share some funny stuff with your friends and your colleagues which creates happiest scenario for living. Funny questions are one of the best examples of creating fun because it gives a way of expression of thoughts and ideas with our friends and at the second get their opinions on them. When we share it with our friends it gives us smile, laughter and fun.

Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis ka
samane mangta ha ??
Guess
Bihkari k samney
” Maaf karo Baba”

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Question-What do you do after india wins the football world cup ?

Answer.
Switch off the playstation :P

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Man – beta badey ho kar tum kya karoge.
Boy – shaadi.
Man – nahi mera matlab tha k tum kya banoge.
Boy – dulha.
Man -arey pagal mera matlab tha k hasil kya karoge.
Boy – dulhan.

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UR Maths Good?
Then What U Get When U Add
SUN+LION+1/4?
Confusd?
Its Very Easy!
Stil Confused?
Given Up?
So Simple
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Oh Yar
Aftab Sher Pao

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One technical ques.
Where do u find MANGOES?
on mango tree?
In Fruit shop?
No wrong ans.
Answer is
Where ever WOMAN goes
Pechay pechay
MAN-GOES:)

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Interesting confusions:
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?

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Teacher : ‘Gorge Washingtn not only chopped down his father’s Chery tree,
bt also admitted doing it.
Now do u know y his father didn’t punish him ?
1 Student: ‘ Bcoz Gorge still had Da axe in is hand.

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If marriages were made in heaven then what was made in HELL!!!!!

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