For putting fun and excitement in your surrounding people you can use to spread funny jokes, dirty SMS, comics, excited messages as well as funny quotes. These quotes can increase the scenario of fun and happiness in the people which are in your circle. We can make these quotes on politics, cricket, film industry, other sports, study, teachers, actor in fact include all the things because we want excitement as well as entertainment.
Never insult an alligator until after u hav crossed da river…
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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All men are equal before fish.
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As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film.
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To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
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I’m trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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The road to success is always under construction
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I hate women because they always know where things are.
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What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
