Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin
Ek larka unse bola: Apka Naam?
1st: Pinki Behen
2nd: Sara Behen
3rd: Nadia Behen
Girls: Aur Aapka Naam?
Larka: Pappu Behen ,,,,!

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Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..?
Girl: I wish you were on T.V.
Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good? face-smile.png
Girl: Ummm… Not really; if you were on T.V.
I can at least switch it off face-smile.png )

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Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl
and
Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!

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Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay ..

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Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo ..

Main Abhi Tak Single Hun!!

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How to disturb…”’
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??
)

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There are 3 types of Men:

1- Europians
They have wife & 1 girlfriend
But they love their girlfriend
the most.
2- Americans
They have 1 wife & 1 girlfriend
But they love thier wife
the most.
3- Pakistanis
They have 1 wife & 4 girlfriend
But they love thier Secretary
the most..

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Larkee apny bf sy
Mayra Jaanu
Mayra ladlaa
mayra guglaa
Tum mujhsay shadi karogey?
Bolo kichu pichu!
Bf: Tum mujhay propose karnaa chah rahee ho
yaa adopt karna ha?

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Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it.
Girls get sad easily and can cry like crazy! …
Boys care about the quantity of love!.
Girls care about the quality of love …
Boys can forget, but can not forgive.
Girls can forgive, but can not forget! …
Boys can never reject a girl’s add friend request
But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!!
Boys prefer the phrase “Boys vs Girls”
Girls INSIST on saying “Girls vs Boys” !!