An Indian girl married a French man.
And went to Paris. She didn’t know French.
If sha went to buy leg piece of chicken.
She did life her skirt and show her leg.
This went on for some days.
Once she went too buy banana.
She took her husband along with her.
You know why ?.
Because.
He knew french !!.
God bless your mind.

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Lady 2 wakil:
Mujhe mere pati se talaq chaheye.
Wakil:
Magar woh to kabaddi champion hai.
Lady:
Yehi to problem hai.
Kamina sirf hath laga kai bhag jata hai..

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Aik aurat kee aankh soojee hui thee
Parosan ny poocha tou bataya shohar ny maara hay.
Parosan: Pr wo tou shehar se bahar gaya hua thaa
Aurat: Main bhe yehi samjhi thee.

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Each indian women is
“ranii laxmee bai”
Be for marriage “ranii”
After few yrs of marriage laxmee
And after kids born she is just “bai”

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A woman-
1 of the most beautiful
creation of GOD.
U can feel her innocence in
d form of a daughter.
U can feel her care in the
form of a sister.
U can feel her warmth in the
form of a friend.

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Lady 2 advocate: Mujy myry pati sy talaaq chaheye.
Advocate: Mgr woh to kabaddi ka champion hy.
Lady: Yhi tou problem hy.
Kameena sirf haath lagaa ky bhaag jaata hy

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Thought ov Da day: A succcesss ful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend and succcesss full women is 1 who can find such a man….

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A old woman calling her Husband, Sunil, Nehaal, Ajay,Yash, Anil ,
1 larki bolee aunty ap ab be apnay husband se itna pyaar karti hain
jo unhay itnay pyaray naamon se bula ri hain.
Old womanman! Ni darasal kambakat ka naam yaad ni is leye atne naam try kar rahee hon.