Teacher : U failure !
At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide

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Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

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Sweety ! Don’t Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!

Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

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ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray ho
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi

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What Are ‘I’ & ‘U’ ?
Friend?
Lover?
Brother/Sister?
What?
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What Your Heart Saying?
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Dear,Please Sometime Use Your Brain…

‘I’ & ‘U’ Are Vowels.. !

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Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…

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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai…
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai…
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty

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Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

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No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo waalon ne
dobara pakad liya kya?