Funny Munna Bhai SMS / Messages

He is a character of a Hindi movie and now it is popular in all over the world when we want to create some funny environment in our friends then we say some jokes or when we want to make some type of enjoyment, uniqueness and entertainment then we say Munna Bhai to our friends and colleagues. We can create fun with the help of funny jokes and messages with the help of funny messages.

Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hota hai?
Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl
E- Everyday

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Circuit:
Bhai, American President Kahan Rehta Hy?
Munna: Dhobighaat Pe
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bolay Tu?
Munna:
English Me Bolay Tu
“Washing Town”..

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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

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Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

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Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain,?
Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai.”

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Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!

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After finishing MBBS Munna Bhai started his practice.
He checked first patient`s eyes, tongue
and ears with a torch and finally says :
Torch is okay.

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,
to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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