To make a noise or do some silly things with your friends, colleagues and surrounding people is make us a naughty person. We can also make those people happy who are far away from us by sending or sharing with them naughty poems because it is the only way though which we can easily increase our value or increase the smile of others. However, everyone wants entertainment in any shape so we are just entertaining.
The first time we met, I could see,
That you and I, were meant to be.
Your eyes were so gentle, your smile so true,
When you first held my hand, I just knew.
Now the time has gone by, through laughter and tears,
These days I shall cherish, for years upon years.
Those memories we have, shall never fade,
For those are the steps, that we have made.
That was the past, the future is near,
I anxiously wait, for what will appear.
New homes, more laughter, and children so dear,
Everything will be wonderful, as long as you’re near.
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Kissing is a habit
Kissing is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says ‘to hell with you’
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a ******
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn’t have happened
If the ru**** wouldn’t have torn
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A special world for you and me.
A special bond one cannot see.
It wraps us up in its cocoon.
And holds us fiercely in its womb.
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold.
Gently nestling us to the fold.
Like silken thread it holds us fast.
Bonds like this are meant to last.
And though at times a thread may break.
A new one forms in its wake.
To bind us closer and keep us strong.
In a special world, where we belong .
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She whispered ‘will it hurt me? ‘
Of course not’ answered he
It’s a very simple process,
You can rely on me.’
She said ‘I’m very frightened,
I’ve not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore.’
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
Calm yourself’ he whispered
His face filled with a grin
Try and open wider
So I can get it in.’
It’s coming now’ he whispered
I know’ she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said ‘I am glad I’m having this.’
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said ‘I’m glad I came now
You made it worth my while.’
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It’s just your dirty mind! !
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Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
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Do you want to get married to this
He leaves the cap off the toothpaste;
He never makes the bed;
He drops his undies on the floor;
And spends far too much time in his shed.
He wants to watch the rugby
When my favourite movie’s on.
He never helps in the kitchen.
I feel really put upon.
He always forgets important dates
And do you know what really hurts?
For my birthday he gave me an iron
So that I could iron his shirts.
He’s really extremely selfish
He’s a rat, he’s a fink, he’s a louse.
What did you say?
How dare you!
Don’t you ever insult my spouse!
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Oh Father. Oh, Father. I have come to confess.
I have just left a girl in a terrible mess.
Her blouse is al tattered, her t*ts are all bare,
There’s a lump in her belly that shouldn’t be there.
Oh, son. Oh, son. With u I invex.
When I was ur age, I used a Durex.
Oh, Father, Oh, Father. Don’t be unjust.
I used one too, but the f–king thing bust!
