The most unique, cute, sweet and stylish nation of the world is Pathan that makes marvelous contribution in the history of the world with their works and devotions. Pathan messages are used to encourage their work by enhancing their energy in their performances. These messages are also used to make funny messages on Pathan because they are the people of strong heart that never mind what people think about them.
Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?
Pathan: 3
Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?
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Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya. 
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Pathan-
Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar kyon?
Pathan-
Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja
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Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:
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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.
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Pathan:sardar g se yara aj hum ne ek aesa
zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi.
Sardar g:o g khan sahab ki banaya aay .
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Naswar Gosht:;-)
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Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ”o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.
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Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM
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Aik pathan church gaya
to achanak waha ghanta
baja ‘Tnnnnnnn’
or ittifaq se light bhi chali gaye
Pathan dar kar bola
Khana Kharab Bhago!
Undertaker aa gaya….
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2 pathano ke bech fight ho rahi thi
1st pathan: hum tera kapra phar ke tumko naga kar dega.
2nd pathan: Khoca! serious larai mai romantic baat mat karo.
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EK Angrez Ne
Pathan Se Pucha:
Whats Ur Name?
Pathan:
My Name is
Respect Flower
Angrez: What?
Pathan: hahaha
Tmko to Angrezy b Nhe Aati
Mera Naam hy,
IZAT GUL’
