Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?
Pathan: 3
Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?
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Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya.

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Pathan-
Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar kyon?
Pathan-
Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja

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Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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Pathan:sardar g se yara aj hum ne ek aesa
zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi.
Sardar g:o g khan sahab ki banaya aay .
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Naswar Gosht:;-)

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Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ”o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

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Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM

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Aik pathan church gaya
to achanak waha ghanta
baja ‘Tnnnnnnn’
or ittifaq se light bhi chali gaye
Pathan dar kar bola
Khana Kharab Bhago!
Undertaker aa gaya….

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2 pathano ke bech fight ho rahi thi
1st pathan: hum tera kapra phar ke tumko naga kar dega.
2nd pathan: Khoca! serious larai mai romantic baat mat karo.

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EK Angrez Ne
Pathan Se Pucha:
Whats Ur Name?
Pathan:
My Name is
Respect Flower
Angrez: What?
Pathan: hahaha
Tmko to Angrezy b Nhe Aati
Mera Naam hy,
IZAT GUL’