The role of politicians in the world is very important because the success of a country based on them. They are the people who make a country developed, established and successful by performing their roles. However, when anyone wants to share the recent changes in politics, want to discuss on politicians or create some funny stuff on politics and politicians than he/she can use politics messages which are a perfect path.
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?
Pathan:
Pata nahi..?
Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay…?
Pathan:
“ZARDARI”
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Zardari ka Farman
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan
Khatam karo musalman
Dollar hai apna Eman
Or Bush hai Abba jaan
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PAkistan main Light ka breakdown qion hua..?
MQM: Taliban Pakistan main aa gaye hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat ka khilaf sazish ha.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.
ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi ha.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga.
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OBAMA or ZARDARI jahaz me ja rahe thay
OBAMA bola”agar me yahan 1 caror dollar giraon tu 1 cror log Muj ko dua den gay
ZARDARI bola”agar mein sirf sadarat chor dun To 18 caror log mujhe dua den gay
Jahaz ka Captain Pathan bola Agar me ye jahaz
he gira doun to puri duniya MUJHE duaen de gi
GEO PATHAN
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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
ha koi muqabla karne wala
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Politics is the art of preventing people
From sticking their noses in things
That are properly their business.
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Under democracy one party always
devotes its chief energies to trying to
prove that the other party is unfit to rule
and both commonly succeed, and are right..!
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Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
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Mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
Mein protocole ka talib naheen,
Mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
Mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,
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“Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha”
