Santa Banta is the mixture of two names which were resembles with the Sikh’s family lived anywhere in the universe the one named Santa Singh and the other named Banta Singh. They are become the most renowned personalities of the world which were popular in the heart of all people. They are specially used to give some spicy, hot, funny and entertaining news to the public and get them entertained.
Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?
Of course, dear, no trouble,? she replied.
But what will you live on?
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Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?
Of course, dear, no trouble,? she replied.
But what will you live on?
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Banta: Why does Santa Claus have to be a man?
Santa: Bcoz no woman will wear the same dress year after year.
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Santa: When I was a child, homosexuality was a crime in India.
As I grew up, it was acceptable. Now it’s legal.
I’d better leave India b4 they make it compulsory.
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In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.
WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA:Yes Yes.I’m changing d battery of my camera..
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Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
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After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
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SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
“Order ! Order !”
SANTA:
“1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !”
JUDGE:
“Shut Up !”
SANTA:”No,No..7-Up!
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Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
