When we want to make some fun in our surroundings then we say some funny jokes, SMS or messages in which Sardar messages are the funniest way to make or create fun in our surroundings. They are become the most funny character which we are used in our conversation when we are in the mood of creating or spreading smile and fun in our communication, friends, colleagues, family members or cousins.
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty ha
to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty ha.
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy
9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif, Be,,Main ata ha.
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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
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Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.
“Mun Me Pani Aana”
Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
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Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
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D most brilliant Sardar in Exam :
Problem:
prove that LHS=RHS
(2x+9y)= 10x/3y
Sardar:
Multiply both sides by “Zero”
=>0=0
.’. LHS=RHS
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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..
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Sardarji is filling up a job application………………………
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected…………………
After much thought he writes: Yes………………………..
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon……
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Sardar apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha tha
Major Rohail:
Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
Sardar:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai k
Mobile “DEAD” ho gya hai
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2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits A Boundary1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua.
2nd- Abe Tu Sardar He Rahe Ga
Goal Is Me Nahi Cricket Mein Hota Hai. . .:-)
