Santa Banta is the mixture of two names which were resembles with the Sikh’s family lived anywhere in the universe the one named Santa Singh and the other named Banta Singh. They are become the most renowned personalities of the world which were popular in the heart of all people. They are specially used to give some spicy, hot, funny and entertaining news to the public and get them entertained.
Sunta baraf ka tukra lekar gaur se dekh raha tha .Kisi ne kaha ,Kya kar rahe ho?
bunta -dekh raha hu ki kaha se lick ho raha he..
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Titanic dooob rhaa tha.
1 adme ny santa se poocha
Dharti kitny dooor hay.
Santa 3kms.
admi ne samandur me jump laga k pucha kis tarf.
Santa: NEECHE………
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Santa to Banta- oye yaar Banta, agar Emran Hashmi punjabi hota to uska
kya naam hota?
Banta – hmmm sochane de. . Nahi pata yaar . . Tu hi bata. .
Santa – Uska naam hota ‘
Pappi’nder singh .
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since four days
I press the bell but no one comes out
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Santa found ans of the most difficult qustn
Question was
What comes 1st the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehly do gy, vo aye ga!
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Santa goes 2 buy a underwear. On choosing 1 he asks: How much 4 this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Ary bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear ni chahiye.
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t
tell me where
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Santa’s Son: I dreamed last nite dat u gave me 1000rs 4 Baysaaki.
Banta : Well, as u have been a good boy lately, you may keep it along wid u.
