PoetryBazar » Tongue Twister http://poetrybazar.com Fri, 11 May 2012 05:28:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Funny Tongue Twister SMS / Text Messages http://poetrybazar.com/104/ http://poetrybazar.com/104/#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 05:34:28 +0000 admin http://poetrybazar.com/?p=339 The phrase, sentence or any line which hard to say or speaks is known as a Tongue Twister. It is normally used when we are creating some type of fun in our surroundings or giving sometime of uniqueness in our relations. The way through which we can laugh and also it is a way which helps us in sharpened our mind with these unique and difficult sentences which are not easy to say.

A flea and a fly in a flueSaid the fly
“Oh what should we do” Said the flea
” Let us fly Said the fly”Let us flee”
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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A twister of twists once twisted a twist;
A twist that he twisted ws a 3 twisted twist;
If in twisting a twist 1 twist should untwist,
The untwisted twist would untwist tha twist.

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

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Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab
Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha
Doctor: dawai khali thi
Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi
Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi
Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi
Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi
Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi
Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mariz: nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha
Doctor: saale dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.
Mariz: nahi
Doctor: kyun
Mariz: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna
mein thek to ho jaunga doctor …?

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Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay aur Pinky Pappu k bhai ko
jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay
lekin Pinky ki behen Pappu ko pasand krti hy halaan k
Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hy Ab jb k
Pinky ko Pappu acha nhi lagta aur Pappu ka bhai
Pinky k liay raazi nhi hy aur Pappu Pinky ki behen se
pyaar nhi krta jab k Pinky ki behen ko Pappu ka bhai acha nhi lgta.
Tu ye Unka personal problem hy. Aap kyon damag khrab kr rhy ho?

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I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the
thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought
I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

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The two toed turkey towed two tubs of tea.
Where is the tea the two towed turkey towed?
Tossed in the tunnel where the key can protent
it from the tounge of the tea tasting toad.

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If a wood chuck could chuck wood,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood
as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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