You know why women starts with ‘W’?
because all questions start with ‘W’.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

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Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband ghar se chala gaya
Husb:Rat ko phone
pay,?Khanay mein kia hai?.
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana.

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Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gaay?
Husband: doosray doctor ka passs..

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Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Pati: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho.

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Marriage Tips:
If Wife Wants 2 Get
Husband’s Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.
If Husband Wants 2 Get
Wife’s Attention,
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy … =P

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Shohar Biwi
se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo…
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso…?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati.

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Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types
“Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”
Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”
Husband: “Bloody English Language!

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What is the difference b/w wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Husband: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Husband: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…